“An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.”

“A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.”

“Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel...”

“A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”

“You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.”

“Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body.”

“Haskell to QuinlinYou need anything, Quin, absolutely anything, you call me and I'll be there. Remember, friends help you move. Good friends help you move a body. Best friends bring their own shovel. You say the word, and I'll be there with a spanking new shovel. Or holy water and an exorcism ritual. Whatever works.”