“Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.”

“I settled for a cup of coffee. Only it wasn't coffee. It was a coffee substitute made by grinding up dandelion roots. The idea was that it wouldn't keep you awake, and it's always seemed to me that the only thing coffee really has going for it is that it will keep you awake.”

“i don't know. i don't care. all i know is when you pay for something that's supposed to give you a cup of coffee, you deserve to get your fucking cup of coffee.”

“Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening.”

“A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee - a lot more.”

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”