“My father was a Filipino contortionist who was known as the Manilla Folder.”

“There is nothing more bitter than an opportunist who miscalculates.”

“My siamese twins moved to England so the other one could drive.”

“I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.”

“I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn.”

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

“I would urge us to be not too certain of our accustomed ways of looking at Genesis, and to open ourselves to the wisdom of the God-bearing men of the past who have devoted so much intellectual effort to understanding the text of Genesis as it was meant to be understood. These Holy Fathers are our key to understanding Genesis.”