“My siamese twins moved to England so the other one could drive.”
“Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirty.”
“People are like puzzles. Especially interconnected people, like Siamese twins.”
“I’m two, and both keep their distance –Siamese twins that aren’t attached.”
“It’s for my God, the god of dogs, and snakes and dust mites and albino bears and Siamese twins, the god of stars and starships and other dimensions, the god who loves everyone and makes everything marvelous.”
“In the world we live in, what we know and what we don't know are like Siamese twins, inseparable, existing in a state of confusion.”