“Breathe in, breathe out, move on...”

“The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.”

“Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends.If I knew, I might toss out my anchor.”

“It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.”

“There will always be those who feel more comfortable not venturing from the warmth of the hearth, but there are those who prefer to look out the window and wonder what is beyond the horizon.”

“1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy.2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change.3. You don't want to go to jail.4. When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble.5. It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad.6. If you decide to run the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run the ball!”

“I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.”