“HOLY COW!Wrinkles only go where smiles have been.”

“Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. ”

“When you go to the movies these days, you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I don't want it. I don't want that much organziation in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me. I want my Junior Mints. Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies? I don't want a 12 lb. Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars. I want Junior Mints.We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!”

“I have never cared about setting world records, or filling my boat with fish, or, for that matter, even catching fish. I go for the experience of spending six hours in the arms of the ocean, never thinking of a single thing except chasing fish.”

“Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends.If I knew, I might toss out my anchor.”

“Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!”

“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”