“I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. ”

“I'm growing older, but not up.”

“It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.”

“I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.”

“I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases...”

“That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go.”

“When you go to the movies these days, you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I don't want it. I don't want that much organziation in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me. I want my Junior Mints. Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies? I don't want a 12 lb. Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars. I want Junior Mints.We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!”