“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”

“If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane. ”

“No we don't want a bucket of bloodJust a cup is all we could use”

“Sail the main course in a simple sturdy craft. Keep her well stocked with short stories and long laughs. Go fast enough to get there but slow enough to see. Moderation seems to be the key.”

“If we couldnt laugh we would all go insane.”

“That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go.”

“We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!”