“I'm growing older, but not up.”

“I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. ”

“My voyage was never a well-conceived plan, nor will it ever be. I have made it up as I went along.”

“When you go to the movies these days, you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I don't want it. I don't want that much organziation in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me. I want my Junior Mints. Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies? I don't want a 12 lb. Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars. I want Junior Mints.We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!”

“I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.”

“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”

“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I've had a good life along theway.”