“It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.”

“Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party. ”

“1. Never forget--"they" are always the enemy.2. Just remember, assholes are born that way, and they usually don't change.3. You don't want to go to jail.4. When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble.5. It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad.6. If you decide to run the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit knocked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run the ball!”

“Life is so much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.”

“One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.”

“The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.”

“Some of its magic, some its tragic, but I've had a good life along theway.”