“Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!”

“The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.”

“It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.”

“I come from the ocean with songs of the seaNo lesson for learning, just play upon meNow go make your music in lands near and farOrion protects you wherever you are”

“Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been. ”

“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”

“If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane. ”