“We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!”

“When you go to the movies these days, you know they try to sell you this jumbo drink, 8 extra ounces of watered down cherry coke for an extra 25 cents. I don't want it. I don't want that much organziation in my life. I don't want other people thinking for me. I want my Junior Mints. Where did the Junior Mints go in the movies? I don't want a 12 lb. Nestle's crunch for 25 dollars. I want Junior Mints.We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!”

“It's not the books by Stephen King that I read,I need protection from the things in my head . . .”

“It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read,I need protection from the things in my head . . .”

“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”

“The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.”

“Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.”