“Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.”
“Skye: Did you really mean what you just said up there?Craig: Yes... and so much more. Three years too late, I guess.Skye: It's never too late.”
“I am invariably late for appointments - sometimes as much as two hours. I've tried to change my ways but the things that make me late are too strong, and too pleasing.”
“Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil." "A which?" "Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date back two million years.”
“Yes, sir,” said I; “him too; late of this parish.”
“Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?""I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said."I rest my case.”