“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed and the dejected. ”
“Actually Grandad Christmas is a pagan holiday and Jesus probably hates you for celebrating it.”
“Why are trains so popular at Christmas? People get on to meet their country over the holidays.”
“I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it ”
“If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”
“When you're away, I'm restless, lonely,Wretched, bored, dejected; onlyHere's the rub, my darling dear,I feel the same when you are here.”