“I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.”

“Creationists, the right-wing Christians, creationists believe every word Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer.”

“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”

“Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.”

“Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason”

“Failure is a reality; we all fail at times, and it's painful when we do. But it's better to fail while striving for something wonderful, challenging, adventurous, and uncertain than to say, " I don't want to try because I may not succeed completely.”

“We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you're a pretty good fan. You don't have to win everything to be a fan of something.”