“Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.”

“Creationists, the right-wing Christians, creationists believe every word Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer.”

“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”

“I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.”

“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.”

“We need more fruitcakes in this world, and less bakers!”

“Well, you’re just going to have to take a leap of faith,” he said.“I think I can do that,” she said. “If you’re there to catch me.”“I’m here,” he said. “I haven’t let you down yet, have I?”She put her hand against his face. “No, Jack. You sure haven’t.”