“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”

“I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.”

“Creationists, the right-wing Christians, creationists believe every word Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer.”

“Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.”

“People," she sneered, "were not meant to be as happy as you make them."…"People were meant to be as happy as you make them.”

“Put on a sweater.”

“She shrugged."I always put in long hours. I really wanted a wife."He leaned toward her."Jilliam, honey, The whole world wants a wife. But we're gonna have to make do...”