“All we do is read the stupid textbook," said Ron.”
“I am a trained professional liar. Do not read me as a textbook.”
“I knew it! I knew it! ”“Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him.“Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone!”This didn’t have quite the effect she’d expected.“The what?” said Harry and Ron.“Oh, honestly, don’t you two read? Look — read that, there.”
“But after years of teaching, we have decided that a lot of mothers just aren't reading textbooks.”
“What do you do with a textbook case when no one's written the textbook?”
“All's fair in love and war," said Ron brightly, "and this is a bit of both.”