“Dudley had reached roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale.”
“One faction views SeaWorld as a Garden Hilton for killer whales, and the other views it as a Hanoi Hilton for killer whales.”
“All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?”
“I have the confidence of a killer whale, but being shot down by these losers stings.”
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
“The thought of gaining weight was all she needed to lose her appetite completely. Not that Jessica – a model-slim, perfect size-six – ever had to worry about her weight.”