“I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.”
“If you were a gentleman, you would offer to buy me one as well.""If you were a lady, you would have waited for me to make the offer.”
“And I would try and walk far enough away that people would not assume I was with him.”
“The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come”
“I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.”
“Look at me being all optimistic and shit.Remy would be so proud.”