“It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.”
“There had been no more attacks since those on Justin and Nearly Headless Nick, and Madam Pomfrey was pleased to report that the Mandrakes were becoming moody and secretive, meaning that they were fast leaving childhood.”
“According to Madam Pomfrey, thoughts could leave deeper scars than almost anything else.”
“I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.”
“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”
“I like watching people stretch in the park. It's my new favorite pastime since I bought a portable rack.”