“Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”
“If you're already a front-end developer, well, pretend you're also wearing a pirate hat.”
“You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue”
“I know. I know. Just--hold on." He pulled out a thick headband. It was brown, with a plush fox head on the front. He put it on his head.I laughed. "What the hell is that?""It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
“A woman wears many hats in one lifetime -- why shouldn't one of them be a crown?”
“Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf!”