“STUDENTS OUT OF BED! STUDENTS OUT OF BED IN THE CHARMS CORRIDOR!”

“My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.”

“Instead of making prisoners out of our students, we ought to make students out of our prisoners.”

“When Filch wasn't guarding the scene of the crime, he was skulking red-eyed through the corridors, lunging out at unsuspecting students and trying to put them in detention for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy.”

“The students adore your father,' a perfumed woman said to me. 'Aren't you lucky to live with such a charming man!''He's even more charming at home,' Mom said. 'Isn't he, Bea? He rides a unicycle through the house -''- even up and down the stairs,' I added.'He juggles eggs as he makes breakfast every morning -''- which he serves to us in bed of course,' I said.'- and pulls fragrant bouquets out of his ass,' Mom finished.'He's just a joy.”

“The passion/hunger of the student brings out the experience/wisdom of the mentor.”