“Tut, tut — fame clearly isn't everything.”

“Fame is a fickle friend, Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.”

“I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death.”

“There. Maybe if you're lucky, you'll get a scar! That's what you want, isn't it?”

“This isn't your average book, it's pure gold: Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches. Explains everything you need to know about girls. IF only I'd had this last year I'd have known exactly how to get rid of Lavender and I would've known how to get going with... Well Fred and George gave me a copy, and I've learned a lot. You'd be surprised, it's not all about wandwork, either.”

“Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.”

“Depression isn't just being a bit sad. It's feeling nothing. It's not wanting to be alive anymore.”