“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!""What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”
“I want you to be concerned about your next door neighbor. Do you know your next door neighbor?”
“Everyone says I'm like the girl next door...Y'all must have really weird neighbors”
“The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?”
“Six hours later, when I returned, I was greeted at the door- and this before it was even opened -by the overpowering smell of vinegar. What were my neighbors thinking? That a douche-obsessed woman with a gigantic, three-foot vagina lived next door?”
“We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbors.”