“He'd made a complete ninny of himself. Wentworth probably thought he'd never been kissed before. Which couldn't be farther from the truth. Colton had been kissed at least three times just last season.”

“I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor. -from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend.”

“- had a million things to do today; death would have to wait, -(The Tin Star)”

“What's first?" He took another swig. "I don't know. You're the one fucking this chicken. I'm just holding it's wings.”

“You psychotic little Georgia Peach.”

“Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock”

“Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him.”