“Me, a tease? I am not. I put out...thank you very much.- Jamie Killian”

“With a hand on the back of his neck, Raleigh pulled him down until their foreheads touched. “I love you. I want to suffocate you in your sleep with your pillow sometimes, but I love you.”Steven chuckled and nipped Raleigh’s full bottom lip. “I love you too, Cony.” Running his fingers through the back of the thick black hair, Steven urged Raleigh forward. “Please don’t murder me in my sleep.” Their lips met.”

“Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him.”

“Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock”

“What's first?" He took another swig. "I don't know. You're the one fucking this chicken. I'm just holding it's wings.”

“...I got to chase my dream for a while, see what it's like, but this—" He stood and swept his arms wide. "This, and my family, is worth any price.”

“I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor. -from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend.”