“Not only did I manage to accidentally meet the man I’m investigating, I managed to accidentally have sex with him.”
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“Hold up. How do you accidentally have sex with somebody?” Adina scoffed. “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis there’?”
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”
“You accidentally punched him?” Wyatt asked, suppressing a chuckle. “I’m not sure you have a full understanding of the whole bodyguard thing.”
“If I could manage to fall in love without having to actually meet someone, that would be ideal.”
“He ought to buy her a new dress. She would never accept it, of course, but maybe if her current garments were accidentally burned......But how could he manage to burn her dress? She’d have to not be wearing it, and that posed a certain challenge in and of itself...”