“If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.”

“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she'd gotten properly laid.”

“I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course, - is her hairdresser.”

“I think that the most important thing a woman can have- next to talent, of course- is her hairdresser.”

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

“love is fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,you can never tell.”

“Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.”