“No wire hangers!!!”

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

“Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.”

“Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.”

“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she'd gotten properly laid.”

“Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me.”

“I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course, - is her hairdresser.”