“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”

“If you only live to be 100 than I want to live to be 100 minus one day so I never have to live without you...from whinnie the pooh”

“Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.”

“When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.”

“If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.”

“When speaking to a Bear of Very Little Brain, remember that long words may bother him.”

“Live the moment, Seize the day, Carpe diem”