“When speaking to a Bear of Very Little Brain, remember that long words may bother him.”

“Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.”

“When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.”

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”

“If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.”

“For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.”

“When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.”