“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
“Are we here to screw around, or ask twenty questions about each other?” ~ Samantha”
“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”
“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness.Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery”
“What is the greatest mistake a parent can make?' she asked. 'To believe that your children will be just like you.”
“The biggest mistake a woman can make is not to be herself in public or private.”