“Marie Caroline Jensen, will you do me the honor of being my permanent bitch?”
“Will you do me the honor of being my wife?”
“There is honor between bitches”
“At St. Bernardine’s the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.”
“The best thing about my mom being sucha bitch is not worryingabout trying to make herproud of me.”
“These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means you don't appreciate all the other bitches who have come before you. Not being a bitch means since Eve ate that apple, we will forever have to pay for her bitchiness with complacence, obedience, acceptance, closed eyes, and opened legs.”