“You'll never see a hearse towing a U-Haul.”
“I've never seen a hearse pull a U-haul”
“You can't hook up a U-Haul to a hearse”
“We have brought nothing into the world, so we cannot take anything out of it either.' There are no U-Hauls behind hearses.”
“Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?”
“Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.”