“So I'm up the ghostie creek without an EMF meter”

“You’ll win her with ya Irish charm and green eyes, so ya will. Now drink up ya coffee and stop whining like a baby. This girl’s gonna have a fantastic night tomorrow. She’s gonna worship da ground ya c**k drags on.”

“My, you do like to dominate”

“Drop by Bell’s for an Irish Kiss anytime. The best in England”

“He felt like home.”

“That’s the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we’re making margaritas”

“Have you ever met someone for the first time, but in your heart you feel as if you’ve met them before?”