“Cat pee isn't a bad smell if you have a cat that you love.”
“Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.”
“A culture of secrecy is like the bad stench created by cat pee—it is very difficult to get rid of.”
“You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.”
“Standing in cat litter is not the same as walking on the beach. Trust me, you can’t pee on the beach.”
“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer.”