“Fan-fucking-tastic. Not only were Jo and Trixie in danger from this master vampire, but Trixie's beleif in my prickishness was fading fast.Priorities. I need to focus on getting Jo free of Chester permanently while protecting Trixie from any backlash from the master vampire. I could always prove to her later that I was a dick.”
“At home I was raped by a guy i thought I loved' Trixie said, because thats what it was to her and always would be.”
“I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey?" Miss Trixie snarled”
“I think I should be in mourning. Many brain cells were lost in the creation of that orgasm."Trixie chuckled. "I appreciate their sacrifice.”
“I could feel her wipe away something wet, but I refused to think she had made me cry as well as admit that I was a coward. The League of Men was going to come confiscate my balls at this rate. But it didn't matter. Trixie was worth it.”
“DO you think it hurts to die?" Not as much as it hurts to live, Trixie thought.”