“When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.”
“Really, boy, unless you're ready to deal with the monster, you shouldn't go looking under the bed.”
“I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad.”
“it was more like two scared kids huddling in the dark when they knew the monster under the bed wasn't just real, but was holding a grudge.”
“I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and when we do I'm going to pop you apart one rivet at a time.""There's the monster. Hello, monster.”
“A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.”