“Lady, you’re mine forever.”
“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”
“Forever Beautiful, Forever Mine.”
“You may not realize it yet, but you’re mine. Not because I am claiming you. You’re mine because that’s how it is.”
“Yours always, Mine Forever.”
“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye”