“Someone needs a cuddle.”
“Blaire, I’m not a romantic guy. I don’t kiss and cuddle. It’s all about the sex for me. You deserve someone who kisses and cuddles. Not me. I just fuck, baby. You aren’t meant for someone like me.”
“I'm fine, love. Agent Grady just needed a cuddle. And possibly a piece of my spleen.”
“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”
“Cuddling was for great aunts and teddy bears. Cuddling gave him cramp.”
“I would rather have had someone shoot me in the head with a nail gun, repeatedly, than have to watch the two of them cuddling on the couch together all night. --Conrad”