“I might never be a cover girl, but I was a girl who could cover it all.”
“I'll cover you in flowers someday, Julie-girl.”
“Gray, I could cover your face in shit and make you wear tampons for earrings and you still would be the hottest girl in the bar. Besides me, of course.""So why am I getting all dressed up? Where's the shit and tampons?”
“...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who don't...”
“I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.”
“The girls screamed. They covered themselves with their hands and turned their backs and so on, and made themselves utterly beautiful.”