“I tell myself not to feel sexually threatened. I am of no special interest; he could just as easily be angling for the printer.”
“I stare at him. I feel my heartbeat everywhere, even in my toes. I feel like doing something bold, but I could just as easily walk away. I am not sure which option is smarter, or better. I am not sure that I care.”
“I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.”
“I hate handing over money to people for doing what I could just as easily do myself, it makes me nervous.”
“My printer printed off blank pages. Is my printer out of ink, or do I just have nothing to say?”
“He was actually interested in things I had to say, something I'd never experienced before and made me feel extraordinarily special.”