“Women offer a different sort of salvation, more immediate and fulfilling. They don't put off their love for a distant, ill-defined eternity but make a gift of it in the here and now.”

“God saves - but not now, and not here. His salvation is on layaway. Like all grifters, He asks you to pay now and take it on faith that you will receive later. Whereas women offer a different sort of salvation, more immediate and fulfilling. They don't put off their love for a distant, ill-defined eternity but make a gift of it in the here and now, frequently to those who deserve it least. So it was in my case. So it is for many. The devil and woman have been allies against God from the beginning...”

“It's a different sort of love taht puts up with illness. Old love.”

“God's salvation does not come in response to a changed life. A changed life comes in response to the salvation, offered as a free gift.”

“The distant threat of eternal damnation pales in comparison to the immediate gratification of corrupting young skin.”

“Men don't think and differently from women - they just make more noise about being able to.”