“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“When we are babies...we need an authoritative figure to guide and take care of us. We ask no questions about that authority and imagine that the small circumference of family life is the limit of the universe...As we mature, our horizon expands and we begin to question. This continues until we either throw over our creators--our parents--for good and take their place as the creative force in our lives or find replacements for them because the terror and responsibility are too great. People go one way or the other, and this accounts for all of the great personal and political divides throughout history.”