“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“I don't really care what people think about me if they don't let me see it.”

“...I think that people who make judgements about other people they don't even know are shallow, and people who start rumors are shallow, and I really don't care what shallow people say about me.”

“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and impressionable, I think I infected them with my pun virus. They grew to enjoy puns, think puns, just as much as me. The problem is people don't really like puns any more, so I worry I've rendered the poor fuckers virtually unemployable.”

“Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

“Don't worry about what others think. Most people don't use their brain very often.”