“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“I had been allowed to believe in man's innate goodness for the twenty-two years of my life, and I had hoped to carry the belief with me to my grave. I wanted to think that all people could have what they wanted, that there was no inherent conflict between competing interests, and that, if tragedies had to happen, they were not something mere human beings could control.”