“When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.”

“To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.”

“After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

“I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.”

“If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

“...and I wondered, not for the first time, if some of life's tragedy arose when people put themselves in situations they were not by nature suited for.”