“The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

“Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.”

“Skittles: the fun,colorful candy to eat, but even funner to throw at old people.=](yes I know funner isn't a word)”

“Flannery O'Connor had a certain genius. I don't think John Updike has, or Norman Mailer or William Styron, all of whom are talented, but they don't exceed themselves in any way. Norman Mailer thinks William Burroughs is a genius, which I think is ludicrous beyond words. I don't think William Burroughs has an ounce of talent.”

“ A day without the sun is like you know, night ”

“But I don't think Art's an Einstein - he likes tugging ears, biting people and burping too much to be a genius.”

“I’ve come to the end of another book alive. At times like this I’m always at a loss for words.”