“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.”
“...your pain brand new no matter how long it lasts which now means years...”
“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”
“If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead”
“In the New Year, may not all your dreams come true, but may only all your good and right dreams come true, because men have evil dreams as well!”
“Wherever your path takes you, may all your deathbed wishes come true, and may you celebrate each and every one of them many long years before your final breath.”