“Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.”

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.”

“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”

“Why don't you tell me why you called me?Don't you know?I'm a therapist, nto a psychic.That would make your job easier, no?Scarier.”

“We'll wake up every day and we'll tell ourselves, "Live for today, you retarded little shit. The end is near.”

“For every day that there is sunshine, there will be days of rain, it's how we dance within them both that shows our love and pain.”

“I want you to make love to me. I want to go to your room, your bed, be under you, feel you inside me, see your eyes, feel your body and know…we're together. I don't know if that's love or just need, but I know I need you. I need that with you. I need what I've never known and I need it from you. Only you. And it may destroy everything or build something. I really don't know. I just know…Please make love to me.”